17. Cheap-ass Nachos
There are very few things in life that get better the cheaper they are, and no I am not making a joke about your mother. Nacho cheese is one of the few foods that is best enjoyed at the very low-end; nacho cheese is ideally consumed at public swimming pools, minor league ball parks, and gas stations. Just press hard on the dispenser and slather your chips in something that is likely illegal in several countries.