Drew Gooden's Octopus Beard
NBA players have some of the worst haircuts on the planet. Maybe it's because they're just playing a game, and they really don't give a shit, maybe it's because they're trying to make a name for themselves and stand out in a league of stars, or maybe it's because they just put way too much trust in their friend that's really trying to make it as a stylist. We're not sure. All we know is that there was a time when Drew Gooden's face looked like it could come to life and sink a ship in the Pacific Ocean.