8. State Park
Any wooded area is great for an automotive tryst, but state parks are ideal because you are more likely to run into park rangers than the wondering hillbilly psychopaths you are likely to find deep in the forest. It is possible that a park ranger will turn out to secretly be a hillbilly psychopath, so be careful out there kids. Also, if you are going to get kinky and eat sensual foods off of each other, be sure to keep the windows rolled up so as not to attract hungry wildlife.