10. Outside of a House Party
When you hook up at a house party, there is an 85% chance that another couple will stumble into the room you're trying to hook up in and ruin the drunken, sloppy mood. The power locks on your mom's Ford Windstar can solve that problem once and for all. Rather than being the fourth couple to get yelled at for trying to hook up in the host's parents' bedroom, why not duck out to your ride for that one-night stand? Just hope neither of you puke all over the leather interior when the action gets too intense for your volatile, vodka-filled stomaches.
Love is a beautiful thing.