Lots of Pine Trees
What It Says: You picked the strongest scent to try to hide something
We know that you left your car out in the sun after spilling milk on that raccoon carcass that was attracted by your three-week-old Taco Bell leftovers, and the $28.74 you spent on air fresheners isn't helping. Now your car just smells like death, diarrhea, and failure. Get it professionally cleaned, dude.