The TMZ headline concerning Chris Brown's 911 call following crashing his Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet reads, "The Panicked 911 Call 'My Name Is Christopher!!!'" They exaggerated. Brown wasn't panicked. He was simply acting like a normal person who just wrecked a Porsche, giving the operator his full name. That's what you're supposed to do. We wish we could have seen the operator's face after he finished his name with "Brown."