Ryan Lochte is the new face of Nissan. He tells us if you can't win a gold, "You can be gold in the all-new Nissan Sentra." Bland auto advertising.
There is a twist. Lochte is quickly joined by the more hilarious new face of Nissaâ€”a suave narrator who stars in five hilarious videos in the "Date Better With Sentra" series. The base idea is a hapless moron, Jeff, wants to score with a super hottie, Felicia. Jeff bumbles and blunders. Our suave narrator saves the day by name-dropping the Sentra.
Watch episode one below. For the sake of us all, we've avoided sharing any moving pictures with Lochte.