Machine Gun Kelly's 10 Wildest Tour Bus Stories

Jiggly Puff

"There was a six-person orgy going on one time. I wasn’t involved in this. I ended up getting out the camera and opening the door, and we were taking pictures every time we opened the door. There were three of my dudes and three girls, and this one girl was extremely huge. We kept calling her 'The Whale.' I’m talkin' a good 200 pounds, like some ill shit. She looked like Jiggly Puff. She was the real life Jiggly Puff. So, every time I opened the door, Jiggly Puff and all the girls were playing musical chairs with dicks. Every time, somebody else would be fuckin’ the whale, and the other people would be fuckin’ the other girls. They would switch."

Why weren’t you involved?

"I read Moby Dick, man, I don’t fuck with whales."

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