10 Things We Want To Do in This Amphibious Supercar-Crushing Monster SUV

9. Host a Mobile Strip Club

We're envisioning something like The Booty Lounge that was caught at the Lions game. Toss a pole in the back, fit a couple coolers, some big screen TVs, and we're good to go. We'll charge $500 admission, just because there will be extremely limited seating.

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