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10 Reasons Why a Car Is Better Than a Girlfriend

9. You Don't Have To Talk to Her After a Ride

There's no required pillow talk, no reassuring compliments needed, and no discussion of how great, or not-so-great, you handled her. You don't even have to cuddle. Though, snuggling up in the driver's seat might not be so bad. All you do is ride her hard, give her a firm tap on the rear when you're done, and close the garage door. Just make sure you have a little respect and refrain from smoking a cig in the car after you've hit your driving high.

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