The Yankees are Giving Away the Douchiest Car in New York

The Yankees are Giving Away the Douchiest Car in New York

The "winner" of a contest the Yankees are holding will have forced upon him win this butt-fugly ballin' Ford Escape. In addition, the victim winner will be publicly humiliated honored at a ceremony preceding a Yankees game. The winner will also be forever referred to as "bro" and by no other name, title, or form of address.

[via Deadspin]

Tags: yankees, ford-escape, free-giveaway
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