George Michael: Strike One, One and One-Third, One and Two-Thirds
In February 2006, ol' Georgie Boy was arrested in London and charged with possession of Class C drugs (British for “pot”) after police found him slumped over in his car. That May, he was found passed out in a vehicle; he was awoken by a passerby, groggily drove off, and hit a traffic divider. In October, he was found slumped over-again-in a Mercedes and blocking traffic in central London. After that incident, he was detained on suspicion of possession of marijuana and released on bail. The aftermath of his shitty 2006 driving record: His license was revoked for two years.