Jeremy Clarkson is Officially on Twitter

Jeremy Clarkson is Officially on Twitter

Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear presenter and offender of every minority and majority group on the planet, has finally joined the 21st century and created a Twitter account. It has been confirmed by Top Gear's script editor, Richard Porter. Check out @jcrclarksonesq.

Some highlights are as follows:

  • "I'm on my way to a barbecue. I'm thinking of having my chops drizzled in hail"
  • "I'm struggling to think of anything to say about the Ford Kuga"
  • "Should the iPhone be fitted with a breathalyser to stop people twittering after ace?"
  • "An observation. If you drink white wine, you don't sleep. If you drink red, you do, but in a puddle of sick. Is rosé therefore the answer?"
  • "I would like an Anya Hyndmarch wallet made from a vagina"
  • "I am a bit tired"
His colleagues, James May and Richard Hammond, are both already active on twitter at @MrJamesMay and @thehamsterscage.
 
[via Jalopnik]
 
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