Gawker Calls This Man a "Parallel Parking God," We Call Him a Douche Nozzle

Gawker Calls This Man a "Parallel Parking God," We Call Him a Douche Nozzle

Yes, it is mildly impressive that some guy managed to wiggle a car into a spot only a few inches longer than his car. What's not cool is that he hit the other two cars almost 40 times in doing so. The bumper is not a feeler, it's designed to absorb the impact of low speed collisions. We think that someone needs to look into buying a Fiat 500.

What would you do if you were the owner of that Nissan and you walked out of your apartment to see this happening?

[via Gawker]

Tags: parallel-parking, parking-god, douche-bag, ass-hole
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