If a mad scientist came up with a chemical compound for attractiveness using only ethnic stereotypes--and you don't even want to know what that wild-haired freak did with those beakers--he'd probably use the Vietnamese and Norwegian bloodlines. This is why it's so baffling that Kira Kener is a total troll. Just kidding! You did good, horny Dr. Yacub, you did real good!

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