Never mind that the ever-so-fit Jessica Biel has hardly had an Oscar-caliber career. That matters very little when you consider that pretty face, not to mention those golden globes she fits in the different sweatpants she wears to the gym every day. Besides, Academy Awards pale in comparison to those hot five-minute Interweb clips of movies like I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and Powder Blue that only show the best parts of her movies (you know, the moments where you can see her astounding assets, sometimes even in slo-mo). Jessica B. is an A-Lister. (If you haven't guessed, the A stands for "Amazing Ass.")