Director: Michael Dowse

Goon serves as a humble reminder that even if you're athletic, big, and strong, you can still be an outcast. (This is American, after all.) Take, for instance, Doug (Seann William Scott). His brainy family shuns him for his brawling. So the bouncer becomes the enforcer on a hockey team and beats the crap out of everyone on the ice (and off, if need be). Like, eff you, Dad, we don't have to be doctors! Will our fists finally earn your respect?!