One of the best parts of the internet is being able to anonymously type in whatever question pops into your head and actually get an answer. Thanks to popular sites such as Yahoo! Answers, people daringly ask virtually anything they want, no shame attached. Communities with specific knowledge or experience then (hopefully) can shed some light on the unknown.
Face it, we all turn to the internet for answers. Between Wikipedia, WebMD, and an endless number of blogs, the resources are there, and all of us rely on this seemingly magic genie of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers. The web has seemed to educate us all, but for others, they are all still all but educated. Because of those who are lacking in brain-al region, we have been able to compile a lot of hilarious material. (Now if only these folks thought twice before included their headshot on their icon or filling out their profile information). We really don't need to trace these bizarre statements back to real humans. And hey, it could save them some embarrassment too.
These funny Yahoo! Answers posts include questions ranging from relationship advice, to weight loss, to sex education, to…how to become a mermaid?
Perhaps you’re trolling the internet during your morning coffee break or maybe just slacking off at work. Either way we hope you enjoy these bizarre questions and counter-answers, which just have to be read for yourself. You’re welcome— these are some of the most funny Yahoo Answers out there.
"Can you lose your virginity if you fall?"
"Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?"
"My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get prenant. i bought her laxtives but don't know how to ask."
"8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?"
"Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?"
"What does fall 2010 mean ?"
"Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn't help much!?"
"Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?"
"Do midgets have night vision?"
"What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?"
"How many calories are in a booger?"
"How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep in between us at night? Please HELP!?"
"Can you use plastic food wrap instead of a condom for cucumber masterbation?"
"Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe?"
If you're worried about someone stealing your DNA, you could collect your hair and create a hair sculpture.