The Most Funny Yahoo Answers

Correction: There is a such thing as a dumb question: these are the most funny Yahoo answers.

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One of the best parts of the internet is being able to anonymously type in whatever question pops into your head and actually get an answer. Thanks to popular sites such as Yahoo! Answers, people daringly ask virtually anything they want, no shame attached. Communities with specific knowledge or experience then (hopefully) can shed some light on the unknown.

Face it, we all turn to the internet for answers. Between Wikipedia, WebMD, and an endless number of blogs, the resources are there, and all of us rely on this seemingly magic genie of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers. The web has seemed to educate us all, but for others, they are all still all but educated. Because of those who are lacking in brain-al region, we have been able to compile a lot of hilarious material. (Now if only these folks thought twice before included their headshot on their icon or filling out their profile information). We really don't need to trace these bizarre statements back to real humans. And hey, it could save them some embarrassment too. 

These funny Yahoo! Answers posts include questions ranging from relationship advice, to weight loss, to sex education, to…how to become a mermaid?

Perhaps you’re trolling the internet during your morning coffee break or maybe just slacking off at work. Either way we hope you enjoy these bizarre questions and counter-answers, which just have to be read for yourself. You’re welcome— these are some of the most funny Yahoo Answers out there.

"Can you lose your virginity if you fall?"

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"Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?"

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"My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get prenant. i bought her laxtives but don't know how to ask."

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"8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?"

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"Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?"

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"What does fall 2010 mean ?"

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"Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn't help much!?"

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"Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?"

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"Do midgets have night vision?"

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"What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?"

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"How many calories are in a booger?"

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"How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep in between us at night? Please HELP!?"

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"Can you use plastic food wrap instead of a condom for cucumber masterbation?"

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"Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe?"

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If you're worried about someone stealing your DNA, you could collect your hair and create a hair sculpture.

"What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?"

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"My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it OK if she is vegan?"

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"Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?"

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"How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?"

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"How do I take care of my pet potato?"

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"How can I lose weight without moving?"

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"How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?"

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"Is it okay to boil headphones?"

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"Why is my sperm so powerful?"

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"Is it weird that my dog likes to watch me pee?"

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"I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?"

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"What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?"

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"Why do my balls smell like ham?"

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"How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?"

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"Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?"

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"My bro has not had his first period yet?"

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"How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers? pleaase help, i need to ask an URGENT question!!!?"

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"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?"

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"Girlfriend ain't had period since getting pregnant?"

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"How turn computer monitor into mirror?"

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"How much listerine does it take to get drunk?"

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"Is there anyway I can get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant?"

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"STD from Dog is it possible? help...?"

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"What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?"

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"How long can a little girl hold her breath?"

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"I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?"

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"Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?"

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"Why should anyone judge me because I'm missing 1 tooth, I still have a great smile and a good personality?"

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"Are my masturbation habits bad?"

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"How can I test if my son is gay?"

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"My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?"

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"Why does steam come out of my vagina?"

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"How does sex start from start to finish?"

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"I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?"

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"Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex?"

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"My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?"

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