Played By: John Vernon
Movie: National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

The stoic school official with the perpetual scowl and ill-fitting suit is a tried and true character in college comedies. However, none have been quite as smug and creepily slow in speech as Animal House's aptly named Dean Vernon Wormer.

The ultimate kill-joy, Wormer makes it his mission to take down the raucous Delta Tau Chi fraternity, crashing its parties just to reminding the brothers that they're failures.

You know the man people say they'd stick it to? This is that man. —TA