Leonardo DiCaprio Reportedly Brags to Models About Living a Workout-Free Life

This guy gets it.

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Nothing keeps me up at night quite like discovering an Instagram account that I once found fascinating and intriguing has slowly started to descend down the rabbit hole of #fitnessmotivation and related trashtags. The occasional shot from the gym, supposedly, is a totally fine and not-at-all lame thing to do. But hitting your 86 followers with sweat, veins, and unsettling reminders of the horrors of high school P.E. class every single day?

Thankfully, we have alleged champions of anti-fitness like the Oscar-winning, Earth-protecting Leonardo DiCaprio still fighting the good fight. According to a report from the not-always-very-reliable Page Six, DiCaprio was recently heard bragging about his "dadbod" at a pre-Independence Day throwdown in gorgeous Malibu, California.

"It was a party at this private estate," a so-called "spy" told the Six team. "He was drinking his beer and bragging to these models about how he doesn't work out." It's unclear why a "spy" would report such an asinine comment with such urgency, and it's also unclear why said spy would wait nearly a week to do so. The spy, presumably, was simply too busy working out all over Instagram while intermittently posting vaguely inspirational memes so grainy you would swear they were made on a T-Mobile Sidekick from 2006.

Blasphemously, the Six report also alleges that some party attendees were not "impressed" by DiCaprio's (alleged!) anti-workout boasting. "It's not like he's in Titanic shape anymore," another "source" or "spy" or whatever the hell said. As a reminder, this is what being in "Titanic shape" gets you:

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