Director: Robert Rodriguez
Stars: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joaquim de Almeida, Steve Buscemi, Cheech Marin, Quentin Tarantino

It starts out with every man's dream—shoot up a bunch of bad guys and then get stitched up by smoking hot Salma Hayek, kill off the drug cartel, and ride off into the sunset. If you think we just spoiled it, you don't get it. This is Rodriguez at his best.