Lindsay Lohan debuted a fresh new accent this week, prompting many fans to ponder incisive existential inquiries such as "Why?" and "How?" and "If she can use a new accent, can I use one, too?" Lohan was in Athens speaking with a slew of reporters when she premiered the new style of speaking, clarifying that restaurant impresario Dennis Papageorgiou is just her "business partner" and not in any way a romantic interest. But none of that is sliding into headlines, as we simply can't get enough of this amazing new accent.

The recipe for Lohan's accent was immediately brought into question on Twitter, with speculative minds maintaining their usual velocity by getting some jokes off:

Because self-awareness is a dope thing to have, Lohan then joined in on the fun by giving the new accent an official name:

In a chat with the Daily Mail on Tuesday, Lohan said the new sound is just a blend of her developing appreciation for multiple languages. "It's a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn," Lohan said. "I've been learning different languages since I was a child. I'm fluent in English and French, can understand Russian, and am learning Turkish, Italian, and Arabic."

BRB. Signing up for an Intro to LiLohan class.