Starring: Sean Hannity
Synopsis: A show that in no way copies other shows, no sir, about Donald Trump's bravest warrior facing the elements week to week. Hannity will set out into the wild* each episode to show off his skills as an outdoorsman and teach conservatives how to survive the "apocalypse enacted once the liberal left overtook the House." Each episode will end with Hannity staring adoringly at the wilderness before looking earnestly at the camera to say, "What a beautiful scene. Thank god man-made climate change is a hoax."
Excerpt From the New York Times Review: "I never thought I would say this, but perhaps Mr. Hannity should stick to talk shows."
*Here, "the wild" really just means Sarah Palin's backyard.