The long and hilarious history of awkward sexual moments invading otherwise fam-friendly local newscasts took a compelling turn Monday. In celebration of National Salad Month, a real thing that actually exists, FOX 2took a deep dive into the world of greens that ultimately gifted viewers with this delightful exchange:
Guest: Everybody wants a yoga girl, right Jason?
Amazing. But not every moment in local news broadcasts' long history of awkward sexual moments is centered on well-placed salad puns. Though we could easily just dissect every appearance from the infamous news crasher known simply as The "F*ck Her Right in the P*ssy" Guy, we decided to take a broader look.
These, concerned viewers, are the best (worst?) moments in the history of awkwardly sexual local news.
When this guy's fumbled attempt at a bizarrely dog-related sex joke falls flat, he miraculously recovers from the ego blow with just enough time to double down. As the total silence of the newsroom makes quite clear, dude's certainly no comedian. Maybe it's performance art?
Somebody give this anchor a gold medal, assuming they make such an award for expertly presented penis insults. When you frame your thinly veiled dig as a genuine journalistic inquiry, success is all but ensured. Lesson learned.
No round-up of viral news fails would be complete without at least one mention of the Shake Weight, a device so crudely designed that merely holding it in one's hands warrants a bevy of laughter. The KTLA team was clearly very aware of this, pushing the visual gag to its FCC-approved limits with glee. Journalism is dope.
A three-hour, heart-pounding lap ride? That's the slip-up that quickly thrusts this news team into a fit of the giggles. Can't really blame them. Sometimes the best moments on TV are total accidents.
Ah yes. Karl Stefanovic. The beloved host of the Australian Today has certainly made his fair share of headlines with a seemingly endless series of early morning hilarity, though this encounter surely takes the cake. No spoilers here, but this video does involve a professional news anchor uttering the phrase "because a cow sucked it off." You're welcome.
BONUS: Here's a quick Uranus flub for the road because, I don't know, why not?
