Good news for everyone with a $15,000 dildo budget. Gwyneth Paltrow came through with another fire recommendation, this time in the form of a 24-karat gold dildo:
The device, co-signed by Paltrow in a "Not-So-Basic Sex Toys" roundup on Goop Monday, is described by its designers as the perfect personal massager for those "who demand the ultimate in luxurious indulgence," which really just sounds like a fancy way of saying everyone.
The reasonably priced (and fully rechargeable!) companion has also earned the praises of everyday (re: not Gwyneth Paltrow) people. "Because these are made of gold and silver, it means they can conduct heat," one user wrote in their 5-star review. "Adding temperature changes to a dildo sent me TO THE MOON."
"LELO is renowned worldwide as the leaders in luxury pleasure and we're delighted to add Gwyneth Paltrow to our list of celebrity fans, which includes Lena Dunham, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and Beyonce and Jay Z, who also reportedly own items of our LUXE collection," Steve Thomson, LELO CMO, told Complex. "It's great to see so many celebrities, those in the media spotlight, speak openly about owning pleasure products. They are role models to many, and the more they talk openly about their healthy exploration of pleasure, the more self-pleasure becomes normalized, ensuring our society continues to embrace their sexuality, in all its aspects."
For those with a sex toy budget a touch higher than a humble $15,000, Paltrow also recommended a few other pick-ups representing the best in what the Mortdecai star calls "beautiful works of interactive art." For sheer convenience, Paltrow recommended a combination necklace-nipple clamp:
For those not into the strict definition of the word "toy," Paltrow's got you too. She also suggested Dian Hanson's esteemed The Big Butt Book 3D, which will set you back a reasonable $10,000.
Just kidding. That one's only 30 bucks. Anyone got $15,000 they can spot me?
