Ever wanted to see the world's greatest physicist take on the guy who smelled like Sex Panther in Anchorman in an even nerdier version of chess? Well then it's your lucky day. 

Oh, and it's narrated by Keanu Reevesnot regular Keanu Reeves, but the Keanu Reeves from 700 years in the future. Bonus. 

Trust us, even if you aren't a big fan of physics it's worth it for Hawking's next-level trash talking.

"I shall crush you like an ant, man."

OK, it's way better in that Hawking computer voice.