We've all seen and/or done some wild shit on our respective New Year's Eves, be it puking in a cab or some other tasteless garbage for which we're socially absolved on this one night of the year. Less than 48 hours ago we watched a turnt Don Lemon make exceptionally uncomfortable remarks about Kathy Griffin's boobs on live television during CNN's New Year's Eve special. To borrow from John Oliver, New Year's Eve is generally "the worst."

But of all the possible scenarios we all envision with far too much expectation, none can be compared to what actually took place in the sleepy suburban neighborhood of Vestavia Hills, Ala. While Danielle Yancey of Bravo's Jersey Belle fame was enjoying a pleasant New Year's Eve with her husband, an intruder wearing only the face of Ronald Reagan and a sock on his dick rolled through to either bid them a prosperous new year or scare them half to death. Either way, Yancey's husband Bart caught a glimpse of the trespasser, chased him off, and quickly called the police before any other shadiness went down.

"I know a lot of people are laughing about it and, honestly, I got a chuckle from it later, but at the same time, it's very concerning,'' Yancey told AL.com. "I don't know what he was planning on doing."

Police have yet to locate the streaking Reagan, but Vestavia Hills police Lt. Kevin York reportedly told AL.com there was very little chance he'd last outside naked for long given the low temperatures, leading them to believe it was neighborhood resident. Yancey has since posted the home's security footage across her social media channels in hopes of helping police apprehend the intruder.

"Interesting night in! Happy Nude Year!" she wrote on Instagram. "Way to ring in the New Year! Love having security cameras. Thank you naked boy for making our NYE exciting for us!​"

2016 looks promising already.