The increasingly imbecilic face staring back at you above, as you surely know, belongs to Donald Trump. Among other (equally inscrutable) things, Trump is known for tweeting bizarre Nazi photos and berating both women and immigrants with a strict adherence to stupidity likely only matched by his supporters. Also, Trump is still very serious about taking this society-sabotaging nonsense all the way to the White House.
Thankfully, Trump's terrifying rise has inspired a wave of like-minded protests all across the globe, though a final act of defiance from a 70-year-old chiropractor most likely trumps them all. Jeffrey Cohen passed away in Pittsburgh on Sunday, Mashable reports, and made a very specific request in his obituary:
In lieu of flowers, please do not vote for Donald Trump. (Also acceptable — donations to the Nimmo Educational Foundation...or a charity of your choice.)
Cohen, who reportedly served as the chiropractor for Weird Al Yankovic, started the Nimmo Educational Foundation to advance the field of chronic pain research. In honor of Cohen (and the future of the human race), don't vote for Trump and perhaps consider dropping a dollar or two into the Nimmo fund.
