After the initial excitement surrounding the birth of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's second child started settling down, society was left with one very important question: where's the shrine? Saint West, after all, was originally meant to share a birthday with Jesus Christ. Here to ensure we can all get our praise on without leaving our woefully uncomfortable cubicles, the Sid Lee Collective has unveiled the (unofficial) Shrine of Saint West:
The presence of Shia LaBeouf, Britney Spears (mid head-shave), and Donald Trump doesn't make a great deal of sense, but the manner of one's worship isn't as important as the act itself (I totally made that up). Potential worshipers can view the current incarnation of the shrine, and submit their own offering, right here. Unsure how to shrine? The shrine starters have this bit of vague though encouraging advice:
Please enjoy your visit to the Shrine of Saint West, son of Yeezus. Feel free to leave your own offering, in the form of a blessed image file. Offerings made with joy in your heart, and an infinite devotion to positive vibes are very welcome.
Of course, this doesn't mark the first time that indie religions have attempted to streamline the process of praising the West-Kardashian fam. Another guy started Yeezianity, the First Church of Yeezus, back in 2014. Whichever faith you prefer, be sure to channel some holy spirit by making an offering today.
