As expected, Jimmy Kimmelonce again delivered his annual challenge to ruthless parents all across America: lie to your children and tell them you selfishly consumed all their hard-earned, sugar-doused treats. The reactions from these parent-pranked kids ranged from tears to anger to, in one specific instance, bizarre indifference. However, one kid was so disturbed by the presence of empty candy wrappers, he promptly took the filmed opportunity to debut a daring new insult he apparently invented: turkey butthole.
Ever the purveyor of shining cultural moments, Jimmy wasted little time interviewing the inventor (and the whole fam) on Tuesday's broadcast. The interview is fascinating stuff, though the crux of this moment rests firmly on the reality that "turkey butthole" is likely all set to enter the American lexicon as the go-to insult for generations to come.
