Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
Director: Alex Proyas
Stars: Gerard Butler, Brenton Thwaites, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Release date: February 26, 2016
Clearly Gods of Egypt is a very historically accurate movie. Did you know that Egypt was ruled solely by white people with British accents? And all those white British people were also immortal gods with superpowers? Unfortunately no one is going to be interested in learning all of these important facts about ancient Egypt because the special effects in this movie look dated already. I’m pretty sure if ancient Egypt was ruled by magical beings, they wouldn’t choose to look like poorly animated metal statues.