The Illuminati is real, and Florida is the most God forsaken state in the country. I'm giving you facts, ladies and gentlemen. Florida Senate hopeful, Augustus Sol Invictus, who happens to be pagan, is into some really weird shit. A couple years ago he trekked across the country from Central Florida to California's Mojave Desert for a pagan ritual, fasted and prayed for a week, and sacrificed a goat and drank its blood when he came back home. He's trying to run as a Libertarian in Florida's upcoming Senate elections, but that's not working out for him as the party, most notably Adrian Wyllie, is distancing itself from Invictus.
"He is the absolute exact opposite of a Libertarian," Wyllie told the Orlando Sentinel in a scathing statement. "He's a self-proclaimed fascist. He's promoting a second civil war. It's absolute insanity. We must explain to people this is the opposite of Libertarians. This guy has no place in the Libertarian Party.
In a phone interview Invicuts clarified the shots sent his way by saying, "The only question is when are the citizens going to start fighting back? I don't think I'm the only person who sees a cataclysm coming, but I think I'm the only person saying it, and I think that scares people." He then touched on the goat situation very nonchalantly adding, "I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans," he said. "I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ...Yes, I drank the goat's blood."
My guy was also investigated by multiple government agencies and still feels like the Feds are watching his moves. This adds credence to those Illumaniti ritual YouTube wormholes I fall into every once in awhile. Augustus Sol Invictus might be the GOAT and will probably be President one day. The pagan gods are in his favor.