Dwayne Johnson's having a baby! Radar Online just reported that The Artist Formerly Known as The Rock is expecting a child with his girlfriend of nine years, singer Laurie Hashian. The baby is due to drop around January, which means Little Rock will share a Zodiac sign with reigning celebrity baby Blue Ivy. Dwayne should have the parenting thing down at this point—he has a 14 year-old daughter named Simone from his marriage to Dany Garcia, whom he divorced back in 2007 (which, given Radar's report of he and Laurie going strong for nine years, means there was some overlap but, *sips tea*).

Ever increasing blockbuster clout, a successful HBO series, and now a new kid on the way...life's going pretty well for Dwayne Johnson.