If yesterday's conspiracy theory of note didn't quite tickle your fancy for ridiculousness, this one surely should. A definitely-not-famous 17-year-old is reportedly suing Kylie Jenner for threatening her, having someone follow and intimidate her, and ultimately staging a car accident in response to Jaden Smith's purported feelings for the teen conspiracy theorist. This war of sorts is claimed to have been in progress for at least three years, though an unspecified court denied the teen's request for a temporary restraining order against Kylie.
In court documents allegedly viewed by the True Detectives over at TMZ, the teen says that Kylie once called her just to say "Leave my boyfriend alone because you will never be like me." Though she was scheduled to bring in any supposed evidence of these threats and that whole staged car accident thing on Monday, the plaintiff was ultimately a no-show. The next hearing is scheduled for October 9.
Though Kylie and Jaden once seemed to be an inseparable pair of two of America's finest examples of streetwear mastery, 2015 hasn't given us much in the way of their shared presence. Kylie is currently snatching headlines with Tyga, while Jaden is busy thankfully remaining Jaden.
