Plasterer Daniel Medforth of Withernsea, England took his job literally when he got plastered and downed 35 pills of Viagra as a joke. The punchline? A five-day erection that landed him in the hospital. 

Medforth, a 36-year-old married man and father of two, told The Sun that he,

“…ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating,” adding, “everything I saw was green.”

Once he figured out his “massive erection” (not an exaggeration, we’re sure) wouldn’t go down, he told his wife and she called an ambulance right away. Despite his condition, Medforth said the paramedics were professional though it was obvious they were holding in their laughs.  

After being scolded by doctors and nurses, Medforth spent days at the hospital before returning home to finish his hard recovery, which involved more erections. He said brushing against something was enough for it to “spring into life".

[via Mirror]