Sorry I'm just out here shitting on your favorite romance films from the early aughts. You know that scene in One Tree Hill in which the girls "Notebook" the guys? Like, forcing the dudes to watch it on a date? That would be a great method for torturing boys (a pastime of mine) because watching The Notebook is just that: TORTURE.

I don't care how hot Ryan Gosling is, you can't just threaten to kill yourself on an amusement park ride in order to get a girl to go out with you. That's not how dating works, man. The rest of the film is sappy nonsense that I can't even dignify myself to explain. Plus, if you watch it now, it's just a painful reminder of the Ryan Gosling-Rachel McAdams relationship that is no longer. Kristen Yoonsoo Kim