Creepy New York City Man Arrested for Having Terrible Game

Do better, males.

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It's the summer of unchecked thirst and women are justifiably fed up—but at least they're finally getting some support from the authorities. Case and point: some creep lord followed a woman from his local New York Sports Club on 23rd Street and, instead of politely asking for her number and/or @, followed her for two whole blocks before slipping a note into her back pocket and grazing her butt in the process.

It gets worse: his note was on some straight serial killer shit: "Do your legs feel omnipotent?" Law & Order: SVU could use this guy's talents in the writer's room. If he beats the case, that is.

The woman reported him to the cops, who posted up and waited for his goofy ass to come out of the gym the next day. He's been charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse and second-degree harassment. He'll have his day in court on October 21, meanwhile a temporary order of protection has been issued.

A word to all males: think before you creep.

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