The Lord Disick, a.k.a. Scott Disick, is Public Enemy #1 in the eyes of Kardashian fans (who I'm told by a coworker go by the name, Dash Dollz, 'cause sure) after pictures of him rubbing up on his ex-girlfriend in Monte Carlo led to his breakup with longtime girlfriend and mother of his three children, Kourtney Kardashian. Scott, a man who once shoved paper money into a waiter's mouth, has only dug himself deeper into the trash since being dumped. A day after the split went public, a photo came out of Scott looking super chill sitting next to a mystery brunette and in front of a table full of pills, cigarettes, and little plastic baggies that totally never indicate drugs. Then yesterday he posted a picture on Instagram—not a repentant message to his girlfriend of nine years, but a promo photo inviting everyone to come party with him at 1OAK.
For comparison's sake, Ben Affleck, who also got dumped recently, has followed his boo from L.A. to the Bahamas to Atlanta. So yeah, Scott's not looking great. And Kardashian fans have had ENOUGH. Let's take a look at a sampling of the beating Scott's Instagram has taken over the past week, and especially after he posted the 1OAK pic:
Strong (ALL CAPS), but at least this comment is coming from a place of romance.
Stronger.
Whoa.
"The whole America." I like that. It makes me think of Obama scrolling through Us Weekly on his iPad being like, "I just can't believe this. You know, Joe? I really thought Scott was going to do better for Kourtney."
What an oddly specific, possibly Michael Jordan-related comment.
Yes, Kardashian fans are so heated that the phrase "sperm dumpster" is being thrown around. #DashHive is not fucking around right now.
Oof. This one is actually very real and sad when you think about it. (Side note: today is Penelope's birthday.)
Awww, well that's really swee—
Annnnnd we're back.
