Wearable technology has made its way to our wrists and faces, but there's an obvious body part that's been neglected for too long. The "Lovely" wants to right that wrong by crowdfunding a smart sex toy for your penis. And if you don't have a penis, or are simply choosing not to use it, don't worry: it can also go on a dildo, your fingers, or whatever other tool is at your disposal.
This Conehead-looking cock ring syncs with your phone via Bluetooth to track calories burned, number of thrusts, speed, and other important data you probably never considered. All of this information is then used by an app to recommend new sex positions to improve your sex life (assuming the awkwardness of the technology hasn't made it worse). Essentially, it's an interactive Kama Sutra that hangs out on your dick to give you personalized advice. Plus, it'll help wingman you by allowing you to send out a booty call, specific with the position you so desire. And as a bonus, it vibrates, too.
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The Lovely needs to raise $95,000 in the next month to bring the Fitbit for your penis to market for $169 a pop. So far it's only raised $6,318, instilling fear that this maybe-awesome/maybe-too-invasive device (our internal jury is still out) won't become available to the most tech-savvy of lovers.
