Man Pays Ultimate Price for Masturbating Inside of Portable Toilet with Door Open

He had it coming, according to a witness.

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A group of homeless people in Portland, Ore. exacted revenge on a man who made a habit out of masturbating in a port-a-potty by knocking it over with him inside. 

According to KATU, the 48-year-old man, who's also homeless, was going about his usual routine yesterday morning, which he reportedly carries out with the structure's door open. Furious at his display, the rest of the community at the Hawthorne Bridge's Eastbank Esplanade decided to teach him a lesson: 


[He] was flashing us over and over again and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn't, a homeless woman said. Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty [sic] and kick it.

The stunt left the man coated in the port-a-potty's undesirable contents, and his humiliation was heightened by the fact that Portland Fire and Rescue teams had to save him from the temporary prison of excrement. This drew the pity of police, who elected not to arrest him as a result. 

There's a strong chance this man has learned the consequences of public masturbation, and will never repeat the offense.

[via KATU]

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