Fuck outta here, haterz. No,ย Kylie Jennerย was NOT quote-unquote "high as fuck" the other day on Snapchat, being escorted across an airport to snag some Popeye's chicken. We know because one, no high person would ever go to great lengths to eat fried chicken and then bask in its gloriousness, and two, because Kylie said so herself:
I did a snapchat saying my chicken was "good as f*ck" eating Popeyes for the 1st time and apparently people think I said high as f*ck
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 9, 2015
I DID NOT say that
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 9, 2015
And for all you jerks who say Kylie should stop not-being high as fuck and start going to school, eat this:
I do school every weekday :) again don't believe everything you read. https://t.co/JVUnD5ZwRP
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 9, 2015
So there! But just in case youย stillย think Kylie Jenner is a high school dropoutโin case, against the girl's best wisdom, you're still believing everything you readโwe scrounged up a ton of evidence that Kylizzleย is a model student. Read it and weep:
Kylie Straight Up Denies Life & Style
Kylie and Ryan Seacrest Talk About School
Kylie on What She Misses About Regular School
Kylie Did a Book, and You Didn't
Kylie Did All of These Tweets
All of these School Tweetsโข are very compelling:
Back to school โ๐
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) January 31, 2014
School though <
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 13, 2013
Gotta finish school though ๐ซ
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 21, 2013
Annnnd.. School time
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) January 8, 2013
School time ๐โ
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) January 7, 2013
Off to school yayyyy ๐
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) November 6, 2012
Pretty Little Liars tonight and last day of school tomorrow. ๐ #happy
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) June 5, 2012
Was so tired this morning I forgot to bring my backpack to school.. #frazzled
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) November 3, 2011
Just passed by my old elementary school...good times.
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 10, 2011
Got out of school early today for a dentist appointment. Yayyy!
โ Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 7, 2011
No one would tweet about school this much if they weren't actually doing it. So do you believe us now? Will you finally accept that Kylie Jenner does school?
Antithesis: Jaden Smith
For several years, Kylie was rumored to be dating Jaden Smith, the oracle who once tweeted these things:
Make of that what you will.