A girl in Levittown, Pa. wouldn't be dramatic if she said she had the shittiest sweet 16 party of all time. Jacinda's birthday celebration was interrupted by a literal shittstorm falling from the sky. Luckily, the cake had just been brought inside, but the 40ish people in attendance weren't so lucky. Brown rain descended upon them—likely from an airplane improperly disposing of its waste. A family member used an iPhone app to figure out the party pooper was probably one of the five planes flying above them at the time.
"It looked like if 100 birds flew over and went to the bathroom," Jacinda's dad told My Fox Philly.
The family has filed a complaint with the FAA, and Jacinda has probably filed a complaint with her parents for telling the world how shitty her party was and giving media outlets like us the chance to get all punny about it.
