Periodically, Conan O'Brien likes to scroll through his offices and call out his slacker employees. It's an entertaining enough practice on its own, but the highlight is always when he gets to Jordan Schlansky, Conan's archnemesis and the co-worker no employee has a problem with throwing under the bus.
Once again, Schlansky is determined to conceal what exactly his job entails. And once again, we're trying to determine how he's a real person.
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