Australia's Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce made a point of letting Johnny Depp know his dog smuggling hasn't gone unnoticed. Joyce announced Depp has 50 hours to remove his dogs from the country or they'll be euthanized.
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Apparently Depp snuck his Yorkshire terriers, Pistol and Boo, into Australia while filming Pirates of the Caribbean 5 without going through the proper channels. His shenanigans were exposed when a pet groomer called Happy Dogz posted on Facebook about working his and Amber Heard's dogs.
In a big, important press conference today Joyce put Depp on notice to let him and the public know no one can get away with bringing animals into the country illegally, even movie stars. "Why is this important?" Joyce said. "There are diseases. If we start letting movie stars, even though they have been the Sexiest Man Alive twice, to come into our nation, then why don't we just break the laws for everybody. It is time that Pistol and Boo buggered off to the United States."
