Update, April 16: After premiering attached to Sin City: A Dame to Kill For in August 2014, the official, hi-res version of the teaser for The Hateful Eight has hit the Internet. Watch it above. It's beeeautiful.
Original Story: Turns out those rumors about a teaser trailer for The Hateful Eight already existing were true after all.
Some beautiful soul captured this low-quality, bootleg cell phone video of the trailer, but it's a Quentin Tarantino flick, so we'll take whatever we can get for now.
What we get isn't much, but remember, this is a movie that hasn't even started shooting yet. There's a tagline: "Eight equals hate," and some badass character nicknames including "The Bounty Hunter," "The Hangman," "The Mexican" and, most intriguing of all, "The Cow Puncher."
Watch it again while you can.