The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, aka ISIS, has so far waged actual war on Arab civilians and foreign journalists, and figurative war on skinny jeans, calculus, and, Nike.
Members of ISIS who are caught wearing Nike products—shoes, shirts, anything—risk alienation from the group or punishment by fines and death. All because the origins of the Nike brand name are a little too sus for ISIS's taste and paranoia. It's all rather silly. I can think of ten things way more worth banning than mainstream American sportswear. Here's my full list of suggestions, in fact, below.