Creator: Jamal Allison
Funding goal: $500
Current status: $0
The list of thirsty dudes goes on. Although there’s no guarantee that he will succeed, Jamal wants you to help him “get fly to bag hoes.” Hear his cry for help: “Jamal is in a desperate situation he doesn't get any hoes at all. So with your small donation today you can help him get fly enough to bag all the hoes in the world. In return when he finally does get hoes he will send you a thank you text for helping him reach his goal.”
A thank you text? How considerate! Somehow, in two weeks, Jamal has gotten zero donations. Godspeed, Jamal.