Air Date: March 17, 1990
Starring: Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe

Modeled after some of the buzzards he grew up seeing in church, Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" thoroughly enjoys giving her celebrity guests shit about their sin-packed lifestyles on her Christian talk show—and, we have to say, we thoroughly enjoy watching.

While you'll often see A-listers getting their asses kissed during national TV appearances, Carvey's character isn't afraid to take digs at them for some of their headline-making scandals. Like Rob Lowe's sex scenes, for example. Watch here as the Church Lady grills Lowe about his TNPs ("Tingly Naughty Parts"), then moves onto spanking him while he yelps, "Thank you Church Lady, may I have another!?"