Air Date: Oct. 27, 1990
Starring: Patrick Swayze, Chris Farley, Jan Hooks, Victoria Jackson, Marcy Mike Myers, Kevin Nealon

Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze competing at a Chippendales audition? That's comedy gold right there. And surprisingly, the big man sorta keeps up with his "Dirty Dancing" competitor. I mean, Chris actually does the worm at one point. The worm! That move isn't easy when you are under 200 pounds, let alone pushing 300. It's all pretty impressive if you ask us.

As for the rest of the competition, Farley's butt crack protruding from the top of his tights is no match for Swayze's rock-hard abs and good looks, but that doesn't really matter in this case. After all, this sketch was about bringing two geniuses together in one setting and settling their differences the only way they knew how: a half-naked dance off while three Chippendales judges looked on in astonishment.