While Colorado is preparing for a weekend snowstorm Indiana is moving on from a frozen shitstorm. On Thursday a tanker accidentally spilled "300 or 400" gallons of raw sewage onto an Interstate 65 off-ramp. In some places the pool of waste was six to eight inches deep. Instead of hitting the fan, the shit froze, making what the Lafayette Journal & Courier describes as a "frozen poopsicle." (That's as much edge as you'll get from a local newspaper.)
A department of transportation crew spent several hours of its shittiest day of work ever salting the frozen poopsicle and scraping it off the road with a front loader. The waste was then carried away in a literal dump truck.
[via USA Today]